who really isn't who

According to a letter that arrived in the mail today, it is Editor in Chief Jennifer A. Gonzalez' pleasure to inform me that I am being considered for inclusion into the 2007/2008 Cambridge Who's Who Among Executives and Professionals "Honors Edition" section of the Registry!

Ohhhh yes, that's right. I'm the guy they're looking for.

For I am the Executive Bus Driver With the Honor of Throwing Your Drunk Ass Off My Bus.

It took Google 0.26 seconds to find a variety of exciting ways which Cambridge Who's Who has tried to separate a significant number of hard-working, God-fearing Americans from their hard-earned cash.

You really ought to call me Mr. Camp from now on. Thanks.